Maui The Dino Dog

Sarge says the tactical map was ruined by a rogue protein shake. Maui is currently scrubbing a dinosaur mask instead of doing his rows. We are clearly winning the war on competence.

My dog thinks he is a lizard. She thinks she is a celebrity. I think I need a new hobby.

Maui thinks he can become an influencer by wearing a dinosaur mask and brandishing a paintbrush. Gia is just here for the lighting and to question his life choices.

Maui thinks he is a dinosaur again. Cleo is just waiting for the check so she can go home and sleep for eighteen hours. We are all just pretending this is art.